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Festive Mischief at STPS Headquarters*

St. Thomas, ONMonday November 18th 2024

Overnight, an individual attended St. Thomas Police Headquarters and committed what can only be described as a “festive act of mischief.” The person of interest proceeded to hang Christmas lights across the property in what appeared to be an attempt to spread holiday cheer without prior authorization.

While officers appreciate the spirit of the season, we take unauthorized decorating very seriously.

The suspect is described as approximately 6’5”, wearing dark clothing, and, according to local sources, is notoriously bad at Christmas trivia.

Video surveillance of the incident is being reviewed as police continue to investigate.

Evidence of the mischievous act can be seen below:

*Media release has been written with satire, to spark a little holiday joy

 

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